Oh (Big) Brother!

I hate Big Brother - I always have. Although I waste a lot of my spare time doing useless things I can put my hand on my heart and say that I've never spent more than a few minutes gawping at that rubbish.

For anyone that's ever watched Oz TV you will know that there is almost nothing on. You get the odd CSI or Stargate but the rest of the time things are way way way below sub-standard. The only thing that's been worth watching since we left home was The Biggest Loser - Australia and that finished tonight. That has left a gap in my limited TV life and the Australian BB has been put there to fill it.

However, I refuse and am determined never to watch it. That said, it is constantly being advertised and from those few seconds I've managed to determine the following...

1. There is a girl and her boyfriend on the show and they are not allowed to let anyone know what they are boyfriend or girlfriend or else they get booted.

2. The producers went though the girl's background and found out the the real love of her life was some other bloke who moved to Canada so they went there to get him and they have put him in the house with the sole purpose to get the other two to expose their relation and have them booted.

3. Some other people are in "the White Room" where everything is white including their clothes and whomever doesn't go mad gets to go into the house.

4. See 3 as it's totally appropriately not called "the Black Room" or "The Brown Room" or "The Yellow Room" as everyone in BB Oz is white! They are all straight and all blonde. In fact it's difficult to tell one from the other. I heard that they were going to make the show "more representative" this year but it's just a parade or Arian idiots.

Rant over.