Tan-tastic

It's a shame that such nice weather is spoilt by the fact that there in no ozone here!

There are so many adverts on TV and bill-boards pretty much saying "The sun is your enemy and will disfigure of kill you if you come out the shade!" I'm getting so pertified that I'm thinking of asking to work nothing but night shift so I don't ever have to be outside when the sun is up.

I'm sure I saw somewhere that the government was sponsoring a competition with big prize money for the first person to come up with a fire extiguisher large enough to put out the sun!